Category:Academic

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Academe, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.

Academy, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.

--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Academics are defined as ever having held the title professor, currently a graduate student or employed as a lecturer in a college or university, or ranking officers of colleges and universities.